Husbands and wives

[spidertail]

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes and no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other
problem can there be greater than this one?"

[CowboysFan2004]

good ones!  :))

[Riverbank]

 O0  :))

[swamp]

 :)) :)) :))

[Tara]

LMAO.. :))

[TmT]

 :))) :))) :)))

[kandykitty20012]

OMG these are funny :)))