Another Blonde Joke

[CowboysFan2004]

one day, a blonde was at the store and soon needed to use the bathroom. every few seconds, someone went by.

a guy passed by. the blonde stated, "how about some privacy?"
soon, a girl passed by. the blonde stated, "how about some privacy?"

a store employee came over. the blone stated, "how about some privacy?"
compared to other people, he actually responded.

"ma'am, what are you doing?"
the blonde yelled, "using the bathroom!"
the employee said, "well, i do have good news and bad news."
the blonde nicely replied, "well, whats the bad news?"
the employee simply said, "you're not in a bathroom. you're sitting in the produce section, and the "toilet" is actually a hole on a hard surface between two sprinklers."
the blonde asked, "and the good news?"
the employee said with no emotion, "you've done our store a favor by cleaning some of the vegtables."

[swamp]

one day, a blonde was at the store and soon needed to use the bathroom. every few seconds, someone went by.

a guy passed by. the blonde stated, "how about some privacy?"
soon, a girl passed by. the blonde stated, "how about some privacy?"

a store employee came over. the blone stated, "how about some privacy?"
compared to other people, he actually responded.

"ma'am, what are you doing?"
the blonde yelled, "using the bathroom!"
the employee said, "well, i do have good news and bad news."
the blonde nicely replied, "well, whats the bad news?"
the employee simply said, "you're not in a bathroom. you're sitting in the produce section, and the "toilet" is actually a hole on a hard surface between two sprinklers."
the blonde asked, "and the good news?"
the employee said with no emotion, "you've done our store a favor by cleaning some of the vegtables."

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[Monkey]

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[CowboysFan2004]

just a note, i didnt get it from anywhere. i just made it up as i went along. ;)

[kandykitty20012]

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