Walmart Greeter

[bams68]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-actin woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeater says "Good morining and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly, mean woman stopped yellling long enough to say, "H*ll no they ain't twins. The oldest is 9 and the other one is 7. Why the H*LL would you think they're twins? Are you stupid, blind or just a dip chit?"

The Wal-Mart Greeter replies. " I'm not stupid, blind nor a dip chit." " I just cound NOT believe you got laid twice, is all. HAVE A GREAT DAY MA'AM!!!!



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[Pearl68]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-actin woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeater says "Good morining and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly, mean woman stopped yellling long enough to say, "H*ll no they ain't twins. The oldest is 9 and the other one is 7. Why the H*LL would you think they're twins? Are you stupid, blind or just a dip ****?"

The Wal-Mart Greeter replies. " I'm not stupid, blind nor a dip ****." " I just cound NOT believe you got laid twice, is all. HAVE A GREAT DAY MA'AM!!!!



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HaHaHa - sorry if it was posted before
Ur Deer Friend
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 :D Ok I'm usin this one on Black Friday! I might be at the door, so don't get obscene or smell funny.

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