Response to a Dear John letter

[Darling SilverDodger]

The Break Up Letter

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home.  It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship.  The distance between us is just too great.

I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.  I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.  In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.  There were 57 photos in that envelope ... along with this note:

Dear Becky

I'm so sorry,  but I can't remember who the hell you are.  Please take yours picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky   

[Dangeruss88]

lol funny

[Monkey]

Shouldn't this have been in Homer's Laugh House?  :-[ :)) :))

[Darling SilverDodger]

This not a joke.. But a true story. so it's in the right place

[Monkey]

This not a joke.. But a true story. so it's in the right place

So?  :-\ I've seen this same joke (Except maybe different names) posted in Homer's Laugh House multiple times.

[gator8_24]

Yep, it's an oldie joke.

[Tara]

This is an old joke.

[TmT]

 <:> Yep yep... it's been around :8: