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Bob's Bathtub

Started by Darling SilverDodger,

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Darling SilverDodger

One day Bob goes to the hardware shop and buys a bathtub.

A couple of days later he goes back to the shop and complains that whenever he puts water in the bath it always runs out the bottom so he can't fill it up.

The shop assistant tells him: "You need to buy a plug, mate."

and Bob says "You b*****d! You never told me it was electric!"
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"


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