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Devil Joke

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Darling SilverDodger

Three guys die and go to hell.

When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their manroots.

"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.

"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.

So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"

To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"

As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.

"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends manroots" says the devil.

"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"


>>:D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

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Quote from: SilverDodger on August 23, 2007, 07:07:14 AM
Three guys die and go to hell.

When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their manroots.

"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.

"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.

So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"

To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"

As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.

"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends manroots" says the devil.

"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"


>>:D
good one silver   :)) :)) :)))

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