Vanilla Pudding Robbery

[Darling SilverDodger]

Vanilla Pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted
from an article which appeared in the Little Rock
Observer about a bank robbery on Jan 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight,
their efforts at disabling the security system got
underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected to find one or two large safes filled
with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout
the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and inside they found only a small
bowl of vanilla pudding!

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one
robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe,
and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one dollar, a diamond, or an
ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

ARKANSAS' LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED
EARLY THIS MORNING...

[Monkey]

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