Unfaithful

[Darling SilverDodger]

Arriving home early from work one day.
I heard the wife moaning upstairs.
She must be on the toilet I thought to myself!
Getting up the stairs myself, it turned out, she was only in bed with my best friend, my Next door neighbour?
I was shocked, stunned flabberghasted, choking and stuttering.
I cried out to him How could you
I can′t comprehend, don′t understand
I mean I have to, you don′t?

Grabbing him by the bollocks and holding real tight with an iron grip, I dragged him all the way down the stairway.
He was whimpering - you can′t thrown me out naked man.
I never answered, instead dragged him through the kitchen.
Grabbing the largest bread knife I could find on route. He screamed for mercy you can′t cut it off man, please!
I remained silent, dragged him into the back garden into the shed Jammed his manhood in to my work bench vice, and then smashed the handle off that vice!

Don′t cut it off man, please, he screamed!
Oh, I′m not going to do that I said
Picking up a can of Lawn Mower Pertol and handing him the Knife I said you are
I′m setting the shed on fire!