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Three Men In Heavan

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Darling SilverDodger

Three men die and arrive at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches the first man and asks:

"How many times have you cheated on your wife?"

The first man says "Never," so St. Peter says that he can ride around Heaven in a Jaguar forever.

So the guy drives off in his Jaguar, smiling.

St. Peter asks the second man: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?"

The second man says "Two or three times," so St. Peter gives him a Toyota to ride around Heaven in.

So the second man drives away, which leaves the third man. St. Peter asks him how many times he has cheated on his wife.

He replies "About a dozen times." St. Peter gives the third man a cardboard box with wheels to ride in.

One day, while the third man is riding around Heaven in the box with wheels, he sees the first man (the one with the Jaguar) parked on the side of the road, wiping the tears out of his eyes. The third man stops to ask him what is wrong, to which the first man replies

"I just saw my wife riding by on rollerskates!"  :8:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

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Quote from: SilverDodger on August 29, 2007, 02:01:13 PM
Three men die and arrive at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches the first man and asks:

"How many times have you cheated on your wife?"

The first man says "Never," so St. Peter says that he can ride around Heaven in a Jaguar forever.

So the guy drives off in his Jaguar, smiling.

St. Peter asks the second man: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?"

The second man says "Two or three times," so St. Peter gives him a Toyota to ride around Heaven in.

So the second man drives away, which leaves the third man. St. Peter asks him how many times he has cheated on his wife.

He replies "About a dozen times." St. Peter gives the third man a cardboard box with wheels to ride in.

One day, while the third man is riding around Heaven in the box with wheels, he sees the first man (the one with the Jaguar) parked on the side of the road, wiping the tears out of his eyes. The third man stops to ask him what is wrong, to which the first man replies

"I just saw my wife riding by on rollerskates!"  :8:
:))) :))) good one

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