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The Mirror

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Darling SilverDodger

The Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.

"How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn. And every morning before leaving for the mines, he would step in there and pay hoamge to his father.


His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. So one day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed. So that's the ugly b***h he's running around with!!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

swamp


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