don't flirt at the halloween party

[les]

                        Don't Flirt at the Halloween Party!!
    A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
>> Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but
>> she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed
>> and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
>> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
>> soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still
>> early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her
>> costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
>> husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined
>> the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting
>> around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could
>> and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
>> went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
>> his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let
>> him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
>> After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her
>> ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made
>> passionate love in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
>> slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed,
>> wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous
>> behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what
>> kind
>> of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
>> time
>> when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much? He replied,
>> I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
>> When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
>> went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must
>> have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
>> night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
>> replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had
>> the time of his life.
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[xgingerx]

hubby and wife are going to a halloween party, Hubby says what are you going as dear she said let me show you...she goes to her room comes back out wearing nothing but a sliced Lemon on her (&^^ hubby say what her you? she said i'm a sour puss...

she say what are you going as? he says brb ...he comes out with a tater on his &^%$

she says what are you? He says i'm a di-- tater....

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[kandykitty20012]

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[McWhite]

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