Ten reasons why alcohol should be served at work:

[Darling SilverDodger]

Ten reasons why alcohol should be served at work:

1 It's an incentive to show up.

2 It encourages car sharing.

3 Increases job satisfaction because you don't care.

4 It makes fellow employees look better.

5 It makes the canteen food taste a lot better.

6 It reduces stress.

7 Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

8 You tell management what you think, not what they want to hear.

9 Burping during meetings isn't so embarrassing.

10 Bosses are more likely to hand out raises.

:!!

[Stinkerbell]

Ten reasons why alcohol should be served at work:

1 It's an incentive to show up.

2 It encourages car sharing.

3 Increases job satisfaction because you don't care.

4 It makes fellow employees look better.

5 It makes the canteen food taste a lot better.

6 It reduces stress.

7 Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

8 You tell management what you think, not what they want to hear.

9 Burping during meetings isn't so embarrassing.

10 Bosses are more likely to hand out raises.

:!!

Based on that list I would say drinking at Parent / Teacher Conferences should be encouraged too.  LOL

[TmT]

Ten reasons why alcohol should be served at work:

1 It's an incentive to show up.

2 It encourages car sharing.

3 Increases job satisfaction because you don't care.

4 It makes fellow employees look better.

5 It makes the canteen food taste a lot better.

6 It reduces stress.

7 Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

8 You tell management what you think, not what they want to hear.

9 Burping during meetings isn't so embarrassing.

10 Bosses are more likely to hand out raises.

:!!

Based on that list I would say drinking at Parent / Teacher Conferences should be encouraged too.  LOL

Wow!! Those 10 reasons are why I quit working and started drinkin at HOME........ I had no incentive to go to work... I burped in my own house and not give a damn... I didnt care about bosses giving me a raise or not....I drank mo' and mo' in my own house and told management to go to hell..........etc