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Dearly Departed

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Darling SilverDodger

Dearly Departed


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied...

"My wife's first husband."

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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"


TmT

Quote from: kandykitty20012 on October 28, 2007, 08:43:13 PM
:)))
lmao.. u so silly.. rofl hard
Gawd, I wonder why u find this joke so funny.... I think its funny too...wonder if we thinkin the same thing!!!!

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