*Wait* These Will Make You Laugh....These Are Too Funny ...

[TmT]

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house ."

My girlfriend always laughs during intimacy - no matter what she's reading.

I saw a large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem ?".

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-<edit due to profanity> biscuit.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men  than they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.

See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a weiner, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

[gator8_24]

LOL loved them. There was one I esp. liked but won't say here. just hate it when I get red faced! !@!

[TmT]

LOL loved them. There was one I esp. liked but won't say here. just hate it when I get red faced! !@!

I know which one... I edited the word they had and put "weiner"... I dont wanna sound like male-bashin but its true........ its so true!! But I love them inspite of the one flaw they have.. I love u men!!! lmao

[gator8_24]

How did you guess? :)))

[TmT]

How did you guess? :)))

Cuz GMTA and you Know IT!!! lmao

[gator8_24]

 :)) :)) :))   bullseye!

[TmT]

:)) :)) :))   bullseye!

upside your head as you run away... lmao

[whitrd]

 :ooo

[TmT]

:ooo

Glad to make you smile...and welcome to the forum... enjoy your stay!!

[raindropz]

 :))