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gator8_24

Grandma Bought a Bumper Sticker For Her Old Buick

She writes"

Dear Family.

The other day I went to the local Christian Book Store where I saw a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS".  I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad that I did!  What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and I didn't notice the light had changed.  That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of folks who love Jesus.

Why, the guy behind me started honking like crazy!  He must really love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out the window and yelled "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could!  It was like a football game, with him shouting -  "Go , Jesus Christ go!"

Everyone else was soon honking as well, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people!  There was some guy from Florida because I could hear him yelling about a sunny beach and I saw him wave at me in a peculiar way-sticking his middle finger up in the air.  Luckily, I had just asked my two grandsons what such a gesture meant and the looked at each other and giggled and told me it was Hawaiian God Luck Sign, so I leaned out the window and returned his gesture.

A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment they actually got out of their cars and began to walk toward me!  I assumed they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed the light had changed green, so I stepped on the gas.  It's a good thing I did because I was the only one to make it through the intersection before it turned back to red.  Not wanting the experience to end , I looked back and seeing all those good folks standing around, I leaned out the window an d with a wide smile, held up the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign as I sped away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful people.
Love you all, Grandma

gator8_24

I laughed my head off when my sister sent this to me :)) :)) :)) :))

TmT

 :ooo puttin Gator's head back on.... <<laughin my azz off>> oopz pickin up my azz

harley89

 :)) :)) :))  I love being a Old Lady You get to have so much fun


les

 :/// >:(( !@#$ O+O I think I was behind this lady  :-[

Stinkerbell

Quote from: harleyrider on November 21, 2007, 04:43:36 AM
:)) :)) :))  I love being a Old Lady You get to have so much fun

I'm with ya on that...  LOL

TmT

Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 05:25:56 AM
Quote from: harleyrider on November 21, 2007, 04:43:36 AM
:)) :)) :))  I love being a Old Lady You get to have so much fun

I'm with ya on that...  LOL
Hey! How OLD are we talkin about?  <<fallin out my chair>>laughin my old azz off


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