God Has a Sense of Humor

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Watch what you pray for... God has a sense of Humor


A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I
go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch
with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure
enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed
their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the
bills and balanced the check book. Returned phonecalls and made the kid's
doctor's appointment.He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick
up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home from the
doctors visit, set out milk and
cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the
ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began
peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops
and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At
9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he
went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get
through without
complaint.


The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."


The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

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another good one lol

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another good one lol

Tyvm  (OO) :^*