Christmas Jokes

[Tara]

What is the Christmas message in these letters: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
No "L" (Noel).

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

The three stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.

What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.


What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.