A PogoCheats Christmas Tale

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Let's write our own Christmas tale, just add some to it....

Twas the night before Christmas and...

[Tara]

Walgreens was out of holiday gift bags and

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and Whiney Tara expected all her gifts to be wrapped in those white Walmart bags,

[Tara]

but they weren't because Ho Ho Ho wrapped them in Pogocheats wrapping paper while she cooking dinner for the whole forum which consisted of..

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Prime  Rib, Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Tossed Green Salad, Home made Dinner Rolls and for desert, Mayhem brought a home made...

[Stinkerbell]

Prime  Rib, Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Tossed Green Salad, Home made Dinner Rolls and for desert, Mayhem brought a home made...

AHEM..... 

and for desert, Mayhem brought a home made...

[Tara]

pumpkin pie with a tub of whip cream and he even baked a dozen Christmas cookies but they were extremely

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everyone except aunt gerttie who ...

[Tara]

saw Mayhem shred orange crayon peelings in the pie and then mix them in while nobody was watching, but when he put the pie in the oven it ...

[Stinkerbell]

it took on a weird, unearthly glow and scent that could only mean...

[Tara]

it was inedible and we had to wait and see who else was going to bring dessert and we were hoping they would hurry up because all the other food was going to get cold and ...

[Stinkerbell]

so instead, we drove to mcdonalds for those crappy little sundays they have for $1 and guess who was there?

[Tara]

so instead, we drove to mcdonalds for those **** little sundays they have for $1 and guess who was there?

:oo :@  Keep it PG-13  :)))


Santa Claus and Swampboy!  They were giving away free candy canes to all the little kiddies, and guess who was first in line?

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none other than bams and she was handing out the cutest Christmas cards that she made with her own little hands, but of course Homer showed up and ...

[Tara]

drunk stumbling all over the place and knocking his big  :o0 into everything in his way, everyone wanted to just scream and

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toss his  :o0 out the door, but ronald mcdonald came and invited everyone to

[Tara]

to come have a Happy Meal on the house...but on the way over the van

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broke down, no one had a cell phone to call for a tow and before we knew it, Christmas was over.

[Tara]

It was then time to plan for the biggest New Years Eve party ever, but leave all of the sudden

[Tara]

no one showed up to plan it.