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Dad - Son, come in here, we need to talk.

Son - What's up, Dad?

D - There's a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it?

S - I don't believe, if I understand the definition of "scratch
the car", that I can say, truthfully, that I scratched the car.

D - Well, it wasn't there yesterday, and you drove the car last
night, and no one else has driven it since. How can you
explain the scratch?

S - Well, as I've said before, I have no recollection of
scratching the car. While it is true that I did take the car
out last night, I did not scratch it.

D - But your sister, Monica, has told me she saw you back the car
against the mailbox at the end of the driveway, heard a loud
scraping sound, saw you get out to examine the car, and then
drive away. So again I'll ask you, yes or no, did you scratch the
car?

S - Oh, you mean you think you have evidence to prove I scratched
it. Well, you see, I understood you to mean did "I" scratch
the car. I stand by my earlier statement, that I did not scratch
the car.

D - Are you trying to tell me you didn't drive the car into the
mailbox?

S - Well, you see sir, I was trying to drive the car into the
street. I mishandled the steering of the car, and it
resulted in direct contact with the mailbox, though that was
clearly not my intent.

D - So you are then saying that you did hit the mailbox?

S - No sir, that's not my statement. I'll refer you back to my
original statement that I did not scratch the car.

D - But the car did hit the mailbox, and the car did get
scratched as a result of this contact?

S - Well, yes, I suppose you could look at it that way.

D - So you lied to me when you said you did not scratch the car?

S - No. No, that's not correct. Your question was "Did I
scratch the car?". From a strict legal definition, as I
understood the meaning of that sentence, I did not scratch
the car... the mailbox did... I was merely present when the
scratching occurred. So my answer of "No" when you asked "Did
I scratch the car" was legally correct, although I did not
volunteer information.

D - Where in the hell did you learn to be such a smart  :o0

S - From The President of the United States.  :))) canadian1.gif bbq21.gif

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