psychiatric hotline

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 Psychiatric Hotline

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive    :))

[TmT]

Psychiatric Hotline

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive    :))

<<fallin out my chair>> lmfaoz so freakin hard ..I'm cryin... too freak'n funny... too f'kin funny

[david/ross]

 :ooo :))