Homer's Random Thoughts

Homer · January 24, 2008, 02:13:56 PM

Why is there a "s" in the word lisp? :-\

Tara · January 24, 2008, 03:21:32 PM

Do you mind keeping your thoughts to yourself? :)) :))

And since I'm here I'll answer, the same reason there is a l i and p.

harley89 · January 24, 2008, 03:43:07 PM

Oh my God now I will be you all night trying to figure that out!!! Thanks Homer

Homer · January 24, 2008, 04:06:27 PM

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? :-\

xxunluv3dlizxx · January 24, 2008, 04:10:29 PM

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Tara · January 24, 2008, 04:11:14 PM

Quote from: Homer on January 24, 2008, 04:06:27 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? :-\

In the bottle, there's little air. What makes the glue move is the water in the glue. In the bottle, there's no air, so the water doesn't evaporate. When it leaves the bottle, or the bottle is left open, the water evaporates or dries and sticks things together. We say it dries because it loses the moisture by evaporation.

eyedoc55 · January 24, 2008, 04:26:40 PM

there is a S in lisp is because....so ppl who are drunk can be understood....just ask homer...

Beer..the giver of life...lol

eyedoc55

Homer · January 24, 2008, 04:28:01 PM

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\

CindyLouWho · January 24, 2008, 05:32:27 PM

That's a very good question Homer, I've always wondered about that

harley89 · January 24, 2008, 07:41:21 PM

Stop it already I am going into cranial overload

gator8_24 · January 25, 2008, 09:56:01 AM

Quote from: Homer on January 24, 2008, 04:28:01 PM
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\

You know where they are attached, usually by a screw thingy, there is jut a bit of room for thjose light hungry bugs.lol

Stinkerbell · January 25, 2008, 10:48:45 AM

Quote from: gator8 on January 25, 2008, 09:56:01 AM
Quote from: Homer on January 24, 2008, 04:28:01 PM
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\

You know where they are attached, usually by a screw thingy, there is jut a bit of room for thjose light hungry bugs.lol

Here I thought they were like those Sea Monkey things, and the lighting company sprinkled in a little Light Bug powder before shipping. Maybe that's why my kids never did well at the Science Fairs. :)))

Homer · January 25, 2008, 05:09:57 PM

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? :##

gator8_24 · January 25, 2008, 05:33:06 PM

Quote from: Homer on January 25, 2008, 05:09:57 PM
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? :##

yes LOL :##

Homer · January 25, 2008, 06:56:50 PM

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

gator8_24 · January 25, 2008, 07:15:30 PM

Quote from: Homer on January 25, 2008, 06:56:50 PM
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) probl'y do or else get a mistrial , but he will be allowed to use sign language LOL

Homer · January 26, 2008, 06:49:49 PM

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? :-\

Homer · January 27, 2008, 07:27:03 AM

What are Preparation A through Preparation G? :o0

gator8_24 · January 27, 2008, 08:05:33 AM

Quote from: Homer on January 27, 2008, 07:27:03 AM
What are Preparation A through Preparation G? :o0

A = azz
B = bum
C = crack(baby)
D = DA
E = eyes(have heard that someplle use to help shrink wrinkles)
F = fingers
G = glue

xxunluv3dlizxx · January 27, 2008, 09:57:53 AM

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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