Homer's Random Thoughts

[Homer]

Why is there a "s" in the word lisp?  :-\

[Tara]

 Do you mind keeping your thoughts to yourself?  :)) :))

And since I'm here I'll answer, the same reason there is a l i and p.

[harley89]

Oh my God now I will be you all night trying to figure that out!!!  Thanks Homer

[Homer]

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?  :-\

[xxunluv3dlizxx]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

[Tara]

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?  :-\

In the bottle, there's little air. What makes the glue move is the water in the glue. In the bottle, there's no air, so the water doesn't evaporate. When it leaves the bottle, or the bottle is left open, the water evaporates or dries and sticks things together. We say it dries because it loses the moisture by evaporation.

[eyedoc55]

there is a S in lisp is because....so ppl who are drunk can be understood....just ask homer...

Beer..the giver of life...lol

eyedoc55

[Homer]

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\

[CindyLouWho]

That's a very good question Homer, I've always wondered about that

[harley89]

Stop it already I am going into cranial overload

[gator8_24]

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\

You know where they are attached, usually by a screw thingy, there is jut a bit of room for thjose light hungry bugs.lol

[Stinkerbell]

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\

You know where they are attached, usually by a screw thingy, there is jut a bit of room for thjose light hungry bugs.lol

Here I thought they were like those Sea Monkey things, and the lighting company sprinkled in a little Light Bug powder before shipping.  Maybe that's why my kids never did well at the Science Fairs.   :)))

[Homer]

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? :##

[gator8_24]

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? :##

yes LOL :##

[Homer]

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

[gator8_24]

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) probl'y do or else get a mistrial , but he will be allowed to use sign language LOL

[Homer]

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? :-\

[Homer]

What are Preparation A through Preparation G? :o0

[gator8_24]

What are Preparation A through Preparation G? :o0

A = azz
B = bum
C = crack(baby)
D = DA
E = eyes(have heard that someplle use to help shrink wrinkles)
F = fingers
G = glue

[xxunluv3dlizxx]

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?