Homer's Random Thoughts

Stinkerbell · January 27, 2008, 11:34:33 AM

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Homer · January 27, 2008, 11:39:15 AM

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

gator8_24 · January 27, 2008, 12:55:24 PM

Quote from: Homer on January 27, 2008, 11:39:15 AM
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A lot of ppl have to do that :)))

gator8_24 · January 27, 2008, 12:56:04 PM

Quote from: Stinkerbell on January 27, 2008, 11:34:33 AM
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

of course! I've heard that one before and so true!

Homer · January 29, 2008, 04:51:27 PM

How come there aren't B batteries? :-\

gator8_24 · January 29, 2008, 07:32:38 PM

They are reserved for Barbie and friends toys LOL

Mayhem · January 29, 2008, 08:27:44 PM

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

FreecellFanny · January 30, 2008, 02:52:54 AM

Instead of Yogi-isms we have Homer-isms. :)))

One of my favourite Yogi-isms: If you come to a fork in the road, take it. :##

Homer · January 31, 2008, 02:12:55 PM

How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

gator8_24 · January 31, 2008, 03:25:43 PM

Homer does your brain hurt?

Homer · January 31, 2008, 03:31:45 PM

Quote from: gator8 on January 31, 2008, 03:25:43 PM
Homer does your brain hurt?

:{: :{: :{:

bobby · January 31, 2008, 04:47:22 PM

if superman could richochet bullets off his chest..why does he duck when someone throws a chair at him?

gator8_24 · January 31, 2008, 08:29:16 PM

Quote from: Homer on January 31, 2008, 03:31:45 PM
Quote from: gator8 on January 31, 2008, 03:25:43 PM
Homer does your brain hurt?

:{: :{: :{:

Hmmmm I guess it does! :)))

Homer · February 01, 2008, 02:01:54 PM

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

gator8_24 · February 02, 2008, 07:39:41 AM

Quote from: Homer on February 01, 2008, 02:01:54 PM
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

unsliced bread!

Homer · February 02, 2008, 12:54:04 PM

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?

gator8_24 · February 02, 2008, 02:03:07 PM

'cause they did the money so they don't ge caught with insufficient funds lol

Homer · February 04, 2008, 01:56:57 PM

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? :-\

Homer · February 07, 2008, 02:04:38 PM

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

gator8_24 · February 07, 2008, 03:04:02 PM

Rubber men-they can stretch alooooong way!