Homer's Random Thoughts

[spidertail]

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? :-\

:)) :)) :))

[spidertail]

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\

They go in while they are alive! :>>

[spidertail]

What are Preparation A through Preparation G? :o0

Preparation B-F

[spidertail]

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? :-\

1) the color of their chest hair, if they don't have chest hair then,
2) the color of their nose hair, if they don't have nose hair, then,
3) the color of their eyebrows, if they don't have eyebrows, then,
4) it's the private parts..........then they put N/A

[Homer]

How is it possible to have a civil war?

[Stinkerbell]

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Both sides agree to kill each other only when the other side is looking?

[Homer]

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

[gator8_24]

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Well there wouldn't be if you/we went back to the tin can and string ! :)))

[Homer]

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

[Stinkerbell]

Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

[bobby]

do austrialian people call everywhere else up over?

[Stinkerbell]

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?   ::

[gator8_24]

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?   ::

Yes! By all means! We are always right :))

[Homer]

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?