Simple Ones are Still the Best!!!!

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The Simple Ones are Still the Best!!!

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in
her eighties and had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and
she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the
young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on
top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in
the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they
began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about
the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon
it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.

"Miss Beatrice" he said, "I wonder if you would
tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
walking through the Park a few months ago and I
found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of
disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?!"