Three Women In A Sauna

[Stinkerbell]

Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.  Suddenly there was a beeping sound.  The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.  The others looked at her questioningly.  "That was my pager", she said. " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang.  The second woman lifted her palm to her ear.  "That was my cell phone.  I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low tech.  Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.  She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.  She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.  The others stared at her in utter dismay.  Finally the older woman said "Well, will you look at that...  I'm getting a fax!!"

[swamp]

Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.  Suddenly there was a beeping sound.  The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.  The others looked at her questioningly.  "That was my pager", she said. " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang.  The second woman lifted her palm to her ear.  "That was my cell phone.  I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low tech.  Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.  She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.  She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.  The others stared at her in utter dismay.  Finally the older woman said "Well, will you look at that...  I'm getting a fax!!"

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