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gator8_24


gator8_24

Quote from: Homer on April 24, 2008, 03:19:14 PM
Mine is on top of a 52" HDTV the sensor is about 2 feet higher than the spot on my throne. 

You can play with your Wii Wii in the bathroom? At least that is what some ppl call that room "the Throne" :)) :))  :-*

swamp

Quote from: gator8 on April 24, 2008, 03:52:59 PM
You can play with your Wii Wii in the bathroom? At least that is what some ppl call that room "the Throne" :)) :))  :-*
:o :)))

Monkey

http://youtube.com/watch?v=95YPS4P8A0c

Poor Mimi.  (OO) :))

There's an absolutely hilarious "Umbrella" (Rihanna) MadTV parody too with Obama and Hillary, but the video in it is sorta inappropriate. I think it's on Youtube though if anybody wants to see it.

Lyrics to the video above..

Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...

You know I'm gettin' older
And I've gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof

If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin' you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I'm as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serve

Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park

If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Don't wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-@ss Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my t*ts
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for
Retouch my body

I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me **ckin' young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I don't want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body

Retouch my body
Don't cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don't ya' burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I've no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my *ckin' body!

bams68


Stinkerbell

Quote from: bams68 on August 22, 2008, 12:23:08 PM

OMFG - this is hysterical
Ur Deer Friend
bams




:)) :)) :))  That would sooooooooooooo happen to me!    :)) :)) :))   My lack of coordination and grace is partly why I need wheels to get around now.   :)) :))

Monkey

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Skip over the first 2 minutes unless you want to listen to some awful singing. :)))

Tara

You mean skip over 2 minutes and 50 seconds.  :))  Ummm..shes laying on the floor moaning like she's making babies. :-\

IndianLover

Quote from: Tara on October 21, 2008, 01:51:40 PM
You mean skip over 2 minutes and 50 seconds.  :))  Ummm..shes laying on the floor moaning like she's making babies. :-\

lmao I thought the same thing

showstopper247

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :))        ahhhhhhh my stomach hurts now!!! and yes she is having babies! lol

jarjar

Quote from: Tara on October 21, 2008, 01:51:40 PM
You mean skip over 2 minutes and 50 seconds.  :))  Ummm..shes laying on the floor moaning like she's making babies. :-\

I think she fractured her tail bone no doubt. I have been down in that pain... Reminded me of so much. Of course I was not performing for the world to see :))

Monkey

Quote from: Tara on October 21, 2008, 01:51:40 PM
You mean skip over 2 minutes and 50 seconds.  :))  Ummm..shes laying on the floor moaning like she's making babies. :-\
LMMFAO. And then she gets up and says "Oh god. That hurt"  :)) :)) :)) :))

I can't friggin get over that video. I've watched it probably close to 100 times now ( :ll ) and I still laugh hysterically at it.  :)) :))

Everything about it is just epically hilarious. The table nearly collapsing when she gets up on it, all the little dance moves, the awful singing, and then how she was acting all confident... and then BAM..she falls. Funniest freaking video on youtube BY FAR.   :)) :)) :)) :))

Squid

This isn't funny.... but it's still worth a peek - very unique.




Monkey

Quote from: Monkey on October 21, 2008, 01:01:53 PM


Skip over the first 2 minutes unless you want to listen to some awful singing. :)))
Follow-ups:



:)) :)) :)) :)) :))

IndianLover

 :-\  I tried clicking on the video with the man and it says it can no longer be displayed

Monkey

Oops... I think he disabled the embedding on the video or something.  :-[

This might work instead    youtube com/watch?v=O1FBqwjzbSA   (just put the dot in between youtube and com)  :)))

IndianLover

whoa that dude lost it... thought he was gonna pee his pants he was laughing so hard  :)))


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