English Lawyer vs Scottish Cop

[~Sassy~]

English Lawyer vs Scottish Cop
 
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the Cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any jock Cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow Cop's expense!!

Glasgow Cop: "Licence and registration, please."

London Lawyer: "What for?"

Glasgow Cop: "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow Cop: "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please."

London Lawyer: "What's the difference?"

Glasgow Cop: "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law,  Licence and registration, please!"

London Lawyer: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Glasgow Cop: "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow Cop takes out his baton and starts beating the s**t out of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop or just slow doon?"

[Stinkerbell]

 :)) :)) :))   I'm thinking.... that's a great lesson... how can I apply that to my kids without going to prison afterwards? 

[fireangel]

Oh wow you all have soe great jokes here :))