Thangs You Dont Wont To Here In Surgery

[swamp]

"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

"Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

"Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie"

"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

"There go the lights again..."

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of'em."

"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"

"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off."

"What's this doing here?"

"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."

"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"

"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."

"Sterile, shcmedle. The floor's clean, right?"

"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..."

"OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature."

"This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?"

"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"

"Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough."

"What do you mean "You want a divorce"!"

"FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!"

"Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"  :)))

[harley89]

This really happened to me. I was taken to the surgery room awake. +I was watching people doing different things. One person attached this rubber strip to my side. Running from about knees upward to  underarm. I asked what that was for. She said it was grounding for the electricity. That was the momnet the drugs took effect . Imagine that being the last thing you heard

[swamp]

This really happened to me. I was taken to the surgery room awake. +I was watching people doing different things. One person attached this rubber strip to my side. Running from about knees upward to  underarm. I asked what that was for. She said it was grounding for the electricity. That was the momnet the drugs took effect . Imagine that being the last thing you heard

when i went to have my surgery on my back about 5 years ago i was on the table.and i heard them say dont drop him,lol when they woke me up i had a big bump on the back or my head,and then they tell me that if they cut me i would never walk again,some one was looking out for me  0:

[CoffeeDiiva]

lol.

During my C-section with my twins my dr actually said "oops clamp that"
Needless to say I lost a lot of blood I laugh now though lol

[Stinkerbell]

Things I don't want to hear on the operating table... "ooooooooops!"

[Tara]

Was it your left or your right we were supposed to cut off. 

[C~M]

Now where did I put my notes?

[somuchfun]

Never seen anything like THAT before

[C~M]

Time for a break, be back after lunch.

[Tara]

 

[C~M]

Now where did I put that golf ball?  I have a green saved after this.

[Squid]

Has anyone seen my watch....?

[~Sassy~]

I hope the patient is completely asleep 'cause this is gonna hurt like hell. 

[Squid]

Wow... these innerds don't look like what I saw in the pamphlet.....

[C~M]

Was it his left or right testicle?

[Squid]

You mean.... this wasnt the amputation patient?

[C~M]

Enie Meanie Miney Moe

[Squid]

I'll have another Scotch on the rocks.

[C~M]

Hmmm I seem to have parts left over.

[~Sassy~]

Better save that. We'll need it for the autospy.