new computer

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10.Lower corner of the screen has the words "Etch a Sketch" on it.

9.When you insert a disk, it disappears and a loud "burp" follows.

8.You have to pedal it.

7.The manual contains the one sentence, "Good Luck!"

6.The only chip inside is a Dorrito.

5.Whenever you turn it on, all the neighborhood dogs begin howling.

4.The monitor is made up of just blackboard and chalk.

3.Instead of a keyboard, it came with an Abacus.

2.There is a "AAA Batteries Not Included" sticker on the front.

And the #1 sign that you were ripped off buying that new computer...

1.The computer mouse came in a cage and has fur.  :!!