Time To "Beef Up" Your Resume

[~Sassy~]

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I wunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Certain men and all the ladies.

I no m y s pelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. 

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN  nikname  Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.









Employer's Response:



Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday!

[Tara]

 Hee!  :)) :))