FAIRIES

[Darling SilverDodger]

A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.  Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
     
"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband".  The fairy waved her magic wand; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands ...
     
Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. " "I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
     
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.
     
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
     
The Moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.

[Monkey]

ungrateful bastards

:oo

[Stinkerbell]

A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.  Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
     
"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband".  The fairy waved her magic wand; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands ...
     
Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. " "I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
     
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.
     
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
     
The Moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.

Karma, baby.  LOL

[fireangel]

 :.@ stupid men lol :))

[eebared]

 :,  :^* go girls

[jarjar]

:,  :^* go girls

Got to love it.. :))