Florida`s silly laws

[swamp]

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
 

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.




Big Pine Key

It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.

Cape Coral

It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house.

Cape Coral City

A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Passed June 2002)

Daytona Beach

The molestation of trash cans is banned.

Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.

 

Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.

 

Hialeah

Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

Key West

Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.

Naples

Neon signs are prohibited.

 

Palm Bay

Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.

 

Pensacola

Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

Sanford

Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.

Sarasota

If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.

You may not catch crabs.

Satellite Beach

Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m.

 

Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.

 

Seaside

All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.

 

Tampa

Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".

 

Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron. 
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[fireangel]

 :ooo Who comes up with this stuff?  We pay our politicians way to much money to come up with this lol.

[gator8_24]

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. - darn there goes my talent for Miss America!

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (put the dress away Swamp) :)))

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. - How many times does your wife have to tell you to say home on Thursdays?

Naples

Neon signs are prohibited. - shucks now can't find your house from a distance!


Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron. - well some men may not have a problem :))

Noticed there was nothing for Gainesville LOL  free to be Me! :!!

[fireangel]

 :)))

[Squid]

Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".

But it's ok any other time they'd like to expose 'em, right?

[swamp]

But it's ok any other time they'd like to expose 'em, right?

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[Squid]

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