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Never Say To A Cop

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~Sassy~

1. I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

13. Say, thats a nice gun you got there, I've got one like that under the seat.

14. Met your quota? Happy now?

15. Bet ya can't keep up with me now that your on foot! (and drive away)

16. Yes, officer I saw your flashing lights, but you didn't seem to be catching me, so I assumed you were after someone else.

17. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "COPS"?

18. 60 mph in a 30 mph area? Could you put down 70 - I'm trying to sell the car.

19. Course I'm drunk officer, d'you think I'd drive like this if I was sober.

20. Okay, so I was speeding and I let you catch me - how about best of three?


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crazyeagle

hey i know ive said some of these  ( reason is cause of # 1 )

lololol  :!! drunk.gif

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