Toilet Paper

[Tara]

Not only am I pissed about Pogo being screwed up today, now I'm pissed because Quilted Northern is ripping me off. A double roll should last more than 4 days with 1 person using it.  >:D  I'm fixing to count the damn sheets on a new roll.  >:D  A friggen double roll should be 2 times the amount of one roll..I think their lying.  :)))

Pogos ripping me off.
Quilted Northern is ripping me off.
Homer is trying to rip my clothes off.  :)) :))

[jarjar]

Not only am I pissed about Pogo being screwed up today, now I'm pissed because Quilted Northern is ripping me off. A double roll should last more than 4 days with 1 person using it.  >:D  I'm fixing to count the damn sheets on a new roll.  >:D  A friggen double roll should be 2 times the amount of one roll..I think their lying.  :)))

Pogos ripping me off.
Quilted Northern is ripping me off.
Homer is trying to rip my clothes off.  :)) :))

You are too a doll and just too funny Tara. Ya keep me smiling (OO)

[Stinkerbell]

Angel Soft runs out so fast.  I'm sure they inject those little pillows with extra air so it looks like more.
Costco's Kirkland TP... now that stuff get's the job done!

[Homer]

Not only am I pissed about Pogo being screwed up today, now I'm pissed because Quilted Northern is ripping me off. A double roll should last more than 4 days with 1 person using it.  >:D  I'm fixing to count the damn sheets on a new roll.  >:D  A friggen double roll should be 2 times the amount of one roll..I think their lying.  :)))

Pogos ripping me off.
Quilted Northern is ripping me off.
Homer is trying to rip my clothes off.  :)) :))

Maybe if your  :o0 wasn't so big the TP may actually last longer.  :)))

Time to scram...

[Tara]

Maybe if your  :o0 wasn't so big the TP may actually last longer.  :)))

Time to scram...

You better run.  :%#

[Homer]

You better run.  :%#

:P

[FreecellFanny]

Maybe if your  :o0 wasn't so big the TP may actually last longer.  :)))

Time to scram...

I bet you put the roll on the holder the wrong way don't you?  :-[

[Stinkerbell]

I bet you put the roll on the holder the wrong way don't you?  :-[

I was thinking the same thing... bet he doesn't flush either.   :oo

[Homer]

I was thinking the same thing... bet he doesn't flush either.   :oo

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[Tara]

Does anyone know why Homer is always slapping people? :-[

[~Sassy~]

Often times in movies you will see someone going crazy, repeating the same phrase or just talking nonsense and suddenly someone slaps them in the face. This immediately shakes the person up and seems to calm them down.

It seems there are often moments here on the forum where something funny happens and Homer did not think of it first or worse, we ask a question he does not know the ANSWER to. It is then these "slaps in the face" arise and suddenly the person stops, sits back and takes a look at the big picture of everything they were doing by not including Homer in the fun or asking something he can't answer without asking Monkey.

Sooo...I'm thinking maybe Homer has watched one too many movies.  <:>

:P Could be that Little Ding-A-Ling thing too.  :)) :)) :))

[Homer]

Does anyone know why Homer is always slapping people? :-[

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[Homer]

Often times in movies you will see someone going crazy, repeating the same phrase or just talking nonsense and suddenly someone slaps them in the face. This immediately shakes the person up and seems to calm them down.

It seems there are often moments here on the forum where something funny happens and Homer did not think of it first or worse, we ask a question he does not know the ANSWER to. It is then these "slaps in the face" arise and suddenly the person stops, sits back and takes a look at the big picture of everything they were doing by not including Homer in the fun or asking something he can't answer without asking Monkey.

Sooo...I'm thinking maybe Homer has watched one too many movies.  <:>

:P Could be that Little Ding-A-Ling thing too.  :)) :)) :))

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[Tara]

Often times in movies you will see someone going crazy, repeating the same phrase or just talking nonsense and suddenly someone slaps them in the face. This immediately shakes the person up and seems to calm them down.

It seems there are often moments here on the forum where something funny happens and Homer did not think of it first or worse, we ask a question he does not know the ANSWER to. It is then these "slaps in the face" arise and suddenly the person stops, sits back and takes a look at the big picture of everything they were doing by not including Homer in the fun or asking something he can't answer without asking Monkey.

Sooo...I'm thinking maybe Homer has watched one too many movies.  <:>

:P Could be that Little Ding-A-Ling thing too.  :)) :)) :))

LMAO  :))

[Homer]

LMAO  :))

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[Tara]

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Quit slapping me, I'm going to tell your mother if you don't behave.

[Homer]

Quit slapping me, I'm going to tell your mother if you don't behave.

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[Stinkerbell]

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:{: :{: :{:  Take that!  How do YOU like it?

[Homer]

:{: :{: :{:  Take that!  How do YOU like it?

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