Strange News

[Homer]

:ooo it was my daughter. she makes me so proud.  :-[ :))

:)))

[Tara]

How does farting turn a computer off?  :-\

I just tried it and it didn't work.  :)) :))

Disclaimer: I really didn't try it.

[Homer]

How does farting turn a computer off?  :-\

I just tried it and it didn't work.  :)) :))

Disclaimer: I really didn't try it.

Yes she did.

[Tara]

Yes she did.

Do you not see this ~~~~~~>     in stuff you quote, before a smiley?  Why is it doing that?  >:D  I've asked liked 20 friggen times. It's getting on my last nerve.   >:D 
Your smileys have a friggen virus just like you.  :P

[Homer]

Do you not see this ~~~~~~>     in stuff you quote, before a smiley?  Why is it doing that?  >:D  I've asked liked 20 friggen times. It's getting on my last nerve.   >:D 
Your smileys have a friggen virus just like you.  :P

Ask Mayhem. He probably broke something again.  ::)

[Tara]

Ask Mayhem. He probably broke something again.  ::)

I would ask him but he has bad breath first thing in the morning.

++ Runs and hides....

[Mayhem]

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio -- A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.

Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton.

::)

[who me?]

Yeah Mayhem I live close enough its on my local news broadcast. You should here the audio tape of the 911 call  :))
I shot my wife while we were having sex... 911- where is she shot sir?  man-  right in the chest  911- is she breathing?    man- yeah she's o.k    :))   Last I knew she was in critical condition. That part isn't funny but the guys story and nonchalantness about it, just well.... he just had a restraining order out against him by her??

[Kris]

Tara, I have a strange question for you... Is that girl in your signiture really you? ""  I was just wondering where you got it from because I was making a card for my husband's birthday and wanted to put some pictures lilke that in it.  So ask Homer if he will share some more pictures of you will ya?? :))) :))  Thanks.




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[jamrow32]

oddly enough, i was wondering the same thing as the last post.....is the girl in the signature really you?   Nice indeed if it is.  If it isn't, still very nice.

[Squid]

Isn't that a picture of Carmen Electra?

[Monkey]

 :)) :)) @ the last few posts in this thread. :-[











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Supermarket defends itself over Adolf Hitler cake
Wed Dec 17, 6:11 pm ET AP – Heath Campbell, left, with his wife, Deborah, and son Adolf Hitler Campbell, 3, pose in Easton, Pa., ...


EASTON, Pa. – A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell's name on his birthday cake. Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman, said the store denied similar requests from the Campbells the last two years, including a request for a swastika.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said Tuesday. :ll

A Wal-Mart spokesman told The Associated Press on Wednesday that in light of the incident, the company would review its guidelines regarding cake decorations and other requests.

"It's clear that in serving this customer, some people were offended," spokesman Greg Rossiter said. "As a result, we're going to review our policies."

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." :ll

The Campbells' two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.

Campbell said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

He said about 12 people attended the birthday party Sunday, including several children of mixed race.

:ll ::)