The Slap Shop

[swamp]

 

[jarjar]

Squid bring the third case

[Squid]

consider it done!

[Joe C]

  this is for mrs stinkybell causing me to have wait in line at 12.01 am friday nite  and a  and a   

Impressive

[jarjar]

How do you really feel today Joe?

[Joe C]

How do you really feel today Joe?

Great 
Thanks for asking 

[Squid]

 

[jarjar]

where have you been hiding

[Squid]

where have you been hiding

Busy working!  Gettin' stuff done.  Then I took a nap.  LOL

[Stinkerbell]

Busy working!  Gettin' stuff done.  Then I took a nap.  LOL

The nap...was that on your Thursday list of things to do? If so, was it under the strenuous catagory?   

[Squid]

The nap...was that on your Thursday list of things to do? If so, was it under the strenuous catagory?   

Well, it was urgent anyway.  My cotton/poly upholstery blend/DNA infusion level was getting low and the couch was calling my name!  My tank is full now and the damask pattern is firmly imprinted on my arse.

Back to housecleaning.  Here's a little sumptin for ya, Stinky:   

[Joe C]

Well, it was urgent anyway.  My cotton/poly upholstery blend/DNA infusion level was getting low and the couch was calling my name!  My tank is full now and the damask pattern is firmly imprinted on my arse.

Back to housecleaning.  Here's a little sumptin for ya, Stinky:   

[Stinkerbell]

Well, it was urgent anyway.  My cotton/poly upholstery blend/DNA infusion level was getting low and the couch was calling my name!  My tank is full now and the damask pattern is firmly imprinted on my arse.

Back to housecleaning.  Here's a little sumptin for ya, Stinky:   

I'm tellin' ya, someday you're gonna have to have the sofa cushions surgically removed from your a**.

I was thinking too, those volcanos and earthquakes off Tonga, it's your fault. You're house cleaning is upsetting the delicate balance of the cosmos since it only happens once every 25,000 days.

[Squid]

I'm tellin' ya, someday you're gonna have to have the sofa cushions surgically removed from your a**.

My arse is being surgically prepped as we speak.

I was thinking too, those volcanos and earthquakes off Tonga, it's your fault. You're house cleaning is upsetting the delicate balance of the cosmos since it only happens once every 25,000 days.

How is that possible?  There are roughly 1000 days in 3 years.  That would mean I haven't cleaned my house in 75 years.  Considering I haven't lived that long and have done a bit of cleaning in my life, that just doesn't make sense, ya big goober.  Na na nana na 

and then there's this:   

[Stinkerbell]

  My arse is being surgically prepped as we speak.

How is that possible?  There are roughly 1000 days in 3 years.  That would mean I haven't cleaned my house in 75 years.  Considering I haven't lived that long and have done a bit of cleaning in my life, that just doesn't make sense, ya big goober.  Na na nana na 

and then there's this:   

If ya didn't spend so much time sittin on your "arse" instead of doing housework, you wouldn't have known all that.

[Squid]

 

[jarjar]

Why are you showing everyone your backend in the slap shop my friend Looking for something special

[Squid]

You TAWKIN' ta me? 

[jarjar]

Yep I am taWkin to you Squid

[Squid]

 

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