I'm DUMP

[Tara]

I've been having problems with a phone that I bought off of eBay. After waiting so long for the phone, it wasn't what he said it was. It cost me 25 bucks to get it right. I told him I wanted the 25.00 it cost me to convert it, but he kept ignoring me so I filed a dispute with paypal and it pissed him off. He told me in eBay message he would give me the 25.00, so anyways...this is what he sent me yesterday in an email, and it's exactly how he spelt everything..lol 

I don't understand why DUMP people buy SMART phones when they don't 
know how to use them. All it takes a little minor configuration to 
enter your current phone number in the Internet settings and 
you are all set. But that seems like a rocket science to you.

Just send it back to us and we will refund you.

I haven't responded back yet, because I want to make sure I use the best comeback ever. Seriously, how do you call someone dumb, if you can't even spell it? And then put it in caps..and rocket science?

[~Sassy~]

  Tara, I think maybe he is on to your dumping abilities here on Pogo Cheats. 

Don't be in to big a hurry to respond. Make it a good one and one he won't soon forget. You could try phonics. 

[disneyland lady]

Well, duh.....the p is silent! I sell on eBay and it really bothers those good sellers when someone does not deal with their customer. But my advice is to wait until after they refund you before you do or say anything. But in the meantime, my first thought was to send them this:

[Squid]

I haven't responded back yet, because I want to make sure I use the best comeback ever. Seriously, how do you call someone dumb, if you can't even spell it? And then put it in caps..and rocket science?

It's not just rocket science.... it's A rocket science.  How many are there?

[FreecellFanny]

Dare I ask where this idiot is located? 

[Squid]

NASA

[Tara]

They are located in Sugar Land Texas.     I don't want my money back on the phone. I want the friggen 25.00 I had to pay for something that was to be included already. If I send the phone back, that will cost about 10.00 and then 15.00 to get my old phone turned back on. There's another 25.00. I'm mad because he said he would send it to me, and it hasn't. I don't want to stereotype, but his name is Abdul Azeem. 

[~Sassy~]

I don't want to stereotype, but his name is Abdul Azeem. 

Abdul sounds like he is just another good ole southern boy! 

Well, remember to be real polite when you say it....Just say, "Wazzup towel head?" but say it slow, they talk slow in the south, especially in Texas. And 'cause everything is bigger and better in Texas, the gravational pull on them there huge weiners and other things located nearby forces all their brains and ears to fall clear down to their pants and they can't think or hear too well. Gets a bit crowded down there. Regular weiner roast with nuts.

[Tara]

Abdul sounds like he is just another good ole southern boy! 

Well, remember to be real polite when you say it....Just say, "Wazzup towel head?" but say it slow, they talk slow in the south, especially in Texas. And 'cause everything is bigger and better in Texas, the gravational pull on them there huge weiners and other things located nearby forces all their brains and ears to fall clear down to their pants and they can't think or hear too well. Gets a bit crowded down there. Regular weiner roast with nuts.

Does this explain Homer's situation?  He needs to move to the south?    I don't even get a regular weiner roast, its more like a mini one. 

[Homer]

Does this explain Homer's situation?  He needs to move to the south?    I don't even get a regular weiner roast, its more like a mini one. 

[FreecellFanny]

I don't want to stereotype, but his name is Abdul Azeem. 

Say no more. 

Obviously things are slow at the 7-11.