For the Women - Got this in an email.

[BabyCheetah]

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to
sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.  It was just that quick. The
replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.  Whose thighs were these
and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in
jeans.. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I  knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to
match my new rear-end to  the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new
butt was attached at least  three inches lower than my original! I realized
I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing my hair  and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro
with the  motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
being  replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me  next?

When  my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
neck, I decided  to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
coffee!
Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts
-stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A  HOAX. This is  happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR  FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed
and they were gone! But  when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that
they had just been hiding  in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in
my waistband.

Thought  this was too 'important' not to pass on.   Have a wonderful
day - with a joy filled  heart.
These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my  clothes! How do they
do it????

[jarjar]

Girlfriend your crazy I am to the point they shrink my clothes

[Squid]

 

[harley89]

Worse than the thighs. Wait till gravity sneaks up on you and things start moving toward the floor. Now that is a crime

[somuchfun]