you might be a hillbilly if.....

[hillbillyjim]

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

[Stinkerbell]

Heh heh heh. That's my blood ya'll

[BabyCheetah]

 

[Hocky]

Dont worry Stinkerbell we wont tell