Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

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Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q:  Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A:  Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q:  What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A:  Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q:  Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible.  Is that true? Where can it be found?
A:  Yes.  Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt."

Q:  How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A:  Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:  How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:  Take off your glasses.

Q:  Seriously!  What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:  Go braless.  It will usually pull them out.

Q:  Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:  Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q:  Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:  Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.

Q:  As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:  Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:  Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:  On their foreheads.

Q:  What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:  "Gosh, I remember these!"

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   Those are funny!  Thanks for sharing! 

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