electric chair

[cweirick]

Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation.  They
get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they
are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what
they did the night before.

The first one, Sven, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if he
has any last words.  He says, "I yust graduated from
St. Olaf College in Northfield Minnesota and believe in the almighty power
of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the
floor on their knees; beg for Sven's forgiveness,
and release him.

The second, Lars, is strapped in and gives his last words, "I yust graduated
from the Concordia College in Moorhead , Minnesota
and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the
innocent.."

They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens.  Again, they all
immediately fall to their knees; beg for his forgiveness,
and release him.

The last one, Ole, is strapped in and says, "Vell, I'm from the Nort' Dakota
State  in Fargo and yust graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this t'ing in."

[Nymph Sorceress]

OMG!!!

What a friggin' idiot!!

[Trina78player]

Wow what dumb butt!