Your Employer and the New Health Care Plan

[Stinkerbell]

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape

[disneyland lady]

I knew this plan would be better than what I have - I don't have 100% embalming, not even covered!

[Magzy]

 

[Nymph Sorceress]

ROFLMBO

[swamp]