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Darling SilverDodger

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.  He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.  He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic ticket letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

Men . . . .
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

Nymph Sorceress


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Nymph Sorceress


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disneyland lady

Quote from: Nymph Sorceress on August 22, 2009, 03:42:26 PM
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Something Bill Engvall says during a comedy skit - he gives the morons a sign to let the rest of the world know they are intellectually challenged.

Nymph Sorceress

Quote from: disneyland lady on August 23, 2009, 08:00:01 AM
Something Bill Engvall says during a comedy skit - he gives the morons a sign to let the rest of the world know they are intellectually challenged.

Oooooooh....got it!
Thanks for the clarification!! tumbsup.gif

psmint


triviamaven

guess he had nothing else to do than drive around the block FIVE TIMES?!?!?!?!?

lmao!   diablo.gif

Squid

I should sell him a T-shirt with a seat belt pictured on the front.   giggle2.gif

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