Happy Holidays

[GreenLizard]

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel 
and the Joker got away

Other reported versions include:

Shotgun shells, Santa smells,
Rudolf ran away,
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a beat-up Chevrolet!

or

Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead,
Rudolf got a .22
and shot him in the head.

or

Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells,
BB's in the air.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in Santa's underwear!"

or

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
and the Joker joined ballet , Hey!     


   

       

[Stinkerbell]

       

Oh sure. Homer can pose with his bare arse hanging out but I can't post my similarly tasteful photo of David Borneaz?

[Homer]

Oh sure. Homer can pose with his bare arse hanging out but I can't post my similarly tasteful photo of David Borneaz?

No 

[harley89]

Homers butt made me lost my sight for a few minutes   Rather see David B butt

[Homer]

Homers butt made me lost my sight for a few minutes   Rather see David B butt

[Stinkerbell]

Oh sure. Homer can pose with his bare arse hanging out but I can't post my similarly tasteful photo of David Borneaz?

No 

Ok. look Homer. We all know you're a fair guy so I have a proposition for you...

I'll post the tastefully nude picture of David Borneaz and then let's say after oh..... 2 months..... we'll take a vote to see if people (the ladies) want it taken down. Isn't that fair?

[alyaks]

Homer's butt? His front in his underwear is not such a pretty sight. I think we should revolt and get that tasteful David B pose, at least an underwear shot. Whatcha think girls? Is that an okay compromise Homer?  

[Hocky]

Hubba Hubba....I'm just sayin'.......

[Homer]

Ok. look Homer. We all know you're a fair guy so I have a proposition for you...

I'll post the tastefully nude picture of David Borneaz and then let's say after oh..... 2 months..... we'll take a vote to see if people (the ladies) want it taken down. Isn't that fair?

[harley89]

Homer is the supreme ruler I guess we must obey   

[Joe C]

For a Happy Holidays thread, Homer is surely in a foul, foul, foul mood.

Perhaps he needs an extra-special set of hugs.

[harley89]

Thats nice Joe c  Here Homer here is a biker hug for you   

[C~M]

For a Happy Holidays thread, Homer is surely in a foul, foul, foul mood.

Perhaps he needs an extra-special set of hugs.

Homer, please delete that smily, thanks.

[alyaks]

Homer, please delete that smily, thanks.

Noooooooo 

[gator8_24]

For a Happy Holidays thread, Homer is surely in a foul, foul, foul mood.

Perhaps he needs an extra-special set of something"

[Joe C]

[C~M]

Noooooooo 

And this one also Homer, please.

[Hocky]

Lock the whole dang thread....I am calling the smiley cops! 

[C~M]

Lock the whole dang thread....I am calling the smiley cops! 

OK, Thread is Locked...

[Stinkerbell]

OK, Thread is Locked...

Nu uh.