The perfect diet

[Darling SilverDodger]

The Meaty Bites Diet

Robert had 2 dogs. He bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

On impulse, he told her that no, He was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 25 kgs before he woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IV's in both arms.

He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load his pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time he feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.

He have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with his story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned by the food. He told her no, it was because he'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking his b*lls and a truck hit him.

One guy almost had a heart attack because he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b ***h...why else would any one  buy dog food??

[Joe C]

 

[hunter13]

 

[Sugarfootin]

   did i read that right  ,,, you said  dog was lickin ur  Turnips, just sayin