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The Vanilla Pudding Robbery

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Darling SilverDodger

The Vanilla Pudding Robbery


This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an
article which appeared in The Dublin Times about
a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the security system got underway
immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or
two large safes filled with cash & valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a
small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until
all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead,
all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a
queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

cweirick


Joe C

Boston University Class of 2017!

Master of Science in Project Management

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jamrow32


myeltd

lol...thank god you said vanilla and not tapioca...otherwise that'd be just creepy  vomit.gif

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