Hockey

[Homer]

Well Pittsburgh looks like they will miss the playoffs and the Ducks are barely .500 good luck! ;)

[Homer]

Penguins, without a doubt. Rival of your Philadelphia Flyers, Homer.  O0 It's all in good fun.

-dS

The only good Penguin is a dead Penguin.  :P j/k Actually Pittsburgh should be called West Philadelphia with all the former Flyers. :P

[DeadSet]

LOL, like I said, all in good fun. I agree with you though, about West Philly. I guess the test of a true fan is when their team is down in the dumpster, and you still stick with 'em.

-dS

[bubblegum]

I don't care who makes it to the stanly cup this year as long as I'm there in person to watch ;D I do enjoy watching hockey regardless of the team.

[Blu]

You'll be in Detroit this year, bubble!
Hmm a league leading 53 points (yes, tied with Ottawa) for the men in HOCKEYTOWN!

[Homer]

Blah blah blah.....just what we need a Wing Nut. :P j/k

[Blu]

Aww poor Flyers fans...1975 was the last time they hoisted The Cup...Flyers Motto: Maybe Next Year
>:D

[Homer]

At least we can say we've hoisted it!

[adamsmom]

LETS GO RED WINGS!!!! sry homer but there is only one team to root for here in Detroit   lol   win or lose we always play a great game

[Homer]

I am strictly territorial in my rooting except for college football. If it ain't Philly it don't exist.  :P j/k

[bubblegum]

Does homie like his Philly cheesesteaks extra gooey?  I sure do.  I was in Philly last summer and I'm very loyal to the true Philly cheesecake.  Out here in the west they are such pathetic looking and foul tasting things.  They are very shameful and don't deserve the name of Philly cheesestake. MMMMM.....they should be their own food group ya think?

[Homer]

You mean they're not a food group? :o :P

[bubblegum]

in philly they are but not out here

[bubblegum]

Signs Your Round Draft Choice Was A Mistake

His guide dog isn't much of a skater.
Says he "wants to drink from Stanley's Cup."
His goalie mask is made from chicken wire, christmas lights and duct tape.
Opponents challenges him to "drop 'em" and he takes down his pants.
Keeps using frozen pucks to chill his pitcher of sangria.
He has all his natural teeth.

Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Goalie

10. Keeps telling the Goal Judge to "Get Ready!"
9. Mask painted like Malibu Barbie.
8. On the net with his squeeze bottle is a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
7. Wearing Magooesque glasses over his mask.
6. You find him in a foetal position in the corner of the net.
5. Ice level microphone keeps picking up sounds of him praying.
4. He's wearing a virtual reality mask.
3. Keeps using his big stick to tenderize meat.
2. Technique in stopping breakaways: Fake Seizures.
1. Tries not to get hit by the puck.

Top Ten Reasons Hockey is the Best Pastime

10. Hockey is the last remnant of the Roman Colesseum Rulebook without actually having
      to sit through pro-Wrestling.
9. Best sport their is.
8. Real men don't wear figure skates.
7. Golf. Hmm. This one's a toss up. Both sports involve knocking a hard rubber object into
    a target with a carbon-graphite stick while wearing hideous clothing.
6. Cinemas, while somehow just as cold as hockey arenas, just can't achieve the same
    enthusiasm levels. (And no funky-chicken)
5. Better sound effects than even the coolest computers.
4. Boxing is arguably the same sport, but those wimps do it without skates.
3. Just not enough violence in football.
2. Stamp-collecting is for referees.
1. When's the last time you went to the ballet and a really good fight broke out?

Top Ten Signs You're Dating a Hockey Player

10. Eating the last Fig Newton gets you bodychecked into the fridge.
9. He's very sensitive on the topic of "stick curvature."
8. After going out, makes you line up and shake hands with all his ex-girlfriends.
7. Bad enough he consummates lovemaking by shouting, "And he scores!"
6. During arguments he sends you to the penalty box for "2 minutes for pissing me off."
5. He valet parks the Zamboni.
4. For breakfast, he hands each kid a spoon and tosses an Eggo in the middle of the table.
3. Demanded credit for an assist when you slept with his best friend.
2. Favorite Restaurant: Dinner in a Blender
1. Talks funny and likes to beat up people, but doesn't come from Alabama

Top Ten Ways to Make Hockey More Exciting

10. During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades character
9. Canadians must play in bare feet
8. Defensemen must count to "five mississippi" before defending an onrushing attacker.
7. A goalie with a goals per game average of less than 2.00 will have his water bottle replaced with Nyquil.
6. If the zamboni drops below 50mph it blows up
5. Goals scored by goalies will count as 5 points, encouraging the goalies to leave the crease and join play.
4. Give up a goal - remove a piece of equipment.
3. Try hot griddle surface instead of ice.
2. "Bonus pucks" may be added to game play at any time.
1. One word: BLINDFOLDS.

[bobby]

Ahhhhh.....we just shipped you Patrick Sharp last week. ;)

i know this is from almost 5 years ago...but ya  you sure got the best of this trade there homer 

[Homer]

i know this is from almost 5 years ago...but ya  you sure got the best of this trade there homer