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Airport Security Solution..

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gran2x2

Brilliant!

Airport  Security Solution:
Here's  the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
Have  a bomb proof booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body.   
It would be a win-win for everyone,
and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling
and this method would eliminate a long and  expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.
This  is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly  thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby  passengers.
We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."
(I love it when a plan comes together!)

shamoo

 hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif tumbsup.gif giggle2.gif   Gran2x2 no more waiting no more threats    Enjoy your flight  beer11.gif

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