LINDSAY LOHAN Dodges Legal Bullet ...

[Homer]

LINDSAY LOHAN
Dodges Legal Bullet ...
FOR NOW
BREAKING NEWSLindsay Lohan was a no-show in a NYC courtroom this morning for her nightclub assault case -- but, luckily for her ... prosecutors delayed the proceedings.

Lohan was scheduled to make her first court appearance for the nightclub fight she got into with a woman back in November. LiLo allegedly punched the woman in her face, then got arrested (below) and booked for 3rd degree misdemeanor assault.

This morning prosecutors announced, "The investigation into this case is continuing."

Good thing, since Lindsay never made it to the courthouse, and it was touch and go if she'd make it anyway ... since she's been hanging in London for the last week.


Attorney Mark Heller -- who says he's representing Linds -- was there and claims she's "a victim of someone trying to capture their 15 minutes of fame." He also said a psychic told Lindsay Lohan she will have a great 2013 ... so there's that.


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[roadwarrior]

and one more "quit being a bad girl" followed by slap on the wrist and let go from the naughty corner

[Homer]

and one more "quit being a bad girl" followed by slap on the wrist and let go from the naughty corner

No one puts Lindsay in the corner

[Squid]

How can she afford London??  Doesn't she have squat left in her checking account??

[Homer]

How can she afford London??  Doesn't she have squat left in her checking account??

Credit cards?

Just saw a story on Inside Edition and her mother Dina is blaming Michael because she said Lindsay saw her get beat up by her father as a child.

[roadwarrior]

Credit cards?

Just saw a story on Inside Edition and her mother Dina is blaming Michael because she said Lindsay saw her get beat up by her father as a child.

Somebody's crazy enough to give her a credit card?  And actually expects her to pay it?

Everyone is blaming each other for Lindsy's issues expect Lindsay.  That's who they need to be pointing the fingers at, not each other.